Glass gallery & upscale smoke shop — best gifts, best glass, best stuff in town.
Asbury Park's upscale smoke shop — premium glass, hookahs, CBD, and gifts you will not find anywhere else at the Shore. Walk in once, and you'll get it.
About the Shop
Some places you visit. Funky Donkey you experience — and once you do, no other shop measures up.
The second you walk through the door, it hits you: the music is everywhere, the energy is up, and every shelf is stacked with something worth stopping for. This is a neighborhood shop with real soul — the kind of place locals brag about and visitors cross town to find.
The glass alone is worth the trip: curated, hand-picked pieces that gleam under the lights, from everyday favorites to one-of-a-kind work you'd swear belongs in a gallery. Then there's the rest of the store — whole sections of gifts, candles, hookahs, and finds you didn't know existed until they were in your hands.
People come in for one thing and leave an hour later, arms full, already planning the next visit. That's not an accident. That's Funky Donkey. Come see what everyone is talking about.
What We Carry
The real lineup, straight off our own shelves — hundreds of pieces of glass, gear, and gifts, counted by hand. Most of it, you won't find anywhere else in town.
273 in stock
Our biggest case — and it's stacked. Character pipes, one-of-a-kind artisan glass, Willstar Sherlocks, Sugar Mattys, and Empire Glassworks, down to chillums, one-hitters, and classic Gandalf pipes.
142 in stock
A full wall of water pipes. MAV Glass and Kind Glass daily drivers, Hemper's wild themed pieces, My Bud Vase designs that double as décor — plus aLeaf, Multiverse, Ruckus, Toxic Glass, and Antidote.
The gear wall: Kind Pen, PAX, and Puffco devices, Flower Mill and Sharpstone grinders, RAW and E-Z Wider papers, lighters, and every little accessory that keeps the session rolling.
Yes — we carry hookahs, and we carry them properly. Hookahs, shisha, charcoal, and every accessory that goes with them, all in one stop. Ask us about the hookah section.
Candles and incense that change the whole room, tapestries, sunglasses, and CBD products people ask for by name — plus Funky Donkey merch and gift cards for the person who's impossible to shop for.
Collector's Corner
More than a smoke shop. We're collectors too — and it shows.
NECA horror figures (Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Chucky, Predator, Alien), WWE and wrestling figures, Transformers, Masters of the Universe, ThunderCats, Power Rangers.
Vintage TMNT, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Gremlins — the stuff you grew up with.
Funko Pops, Kidrobot, limited editions, and one-of-a-kind finds.
Comics, VHS, vinyl records, sports memorabilia — new pieces hitting the shelves all the time.
Best gifts, best glass, best stuff in town — and the collection keeps growing. Stop in and see what's new.
Charles's Picks
Every week, Charles shares what he's into — the music on repeat, the movie he can't stop thinking about, the stuff that makes life good. And once a month, one record earns the big spot: his favorite album of the month.
Weezer — the Gold Album
Charles's favorite album of the month, on repeat at the shop. Weezer's 20th studio album — the latest in their run of self-titled color records — and their most collaborative one yet, with all four members writing together.
Check back soon for this week's pick.
A little note from Charles — coming soon.
New picks every week. Stop in and tell Charles what you're into.
Visit Us
Photos don't do it justice. Come stand in front of the glass wall, take in the music, and find the thing you didn't know you needed. We're in the heart of Asbury Park — make us the best stop of your day at the Shore.
Questions before you come down? Call us — we're happy to help you find exactly what you're looking for.
848-459-4581